• me: *gets angry at band member for being attractive*

• Fan: What quality do you have that you don't want to pass on to your son?
• Misha: Like parts of my personality that I don't want him to have? So basically you're asking 'what do I hate most about myself' I'd say maybe not be as maniacal as I am.
• Misha: Was there something you were hoping I was going to say?
• Fan: Well i don't know, I was thinking maybe if you were secretly a serial killer or something
• Misha: Well I did not say that I wasn't a serial killer. I just don't necessarily have a problem with that.

itisnotofimport:

can we talk about how funny this scene is

“let me just say, we accept homeowners of any race, religion, colour or… sexual orientation.”

sam’s face as he laughs at dean’s obvious discomfort

but then dean turns it completely around on him

“hm. right. I’m gonna talk to larry. okay, honey?”

just look at sam’s complete mortification at having his butt pat in public

this is comedy gold okay

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opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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